Makes a man healthy, wealthy and....

BORING!

Agree/Disagree?

Prove me right.

If you can, I'll put you in the <Nice People> list in this post.
If you can't I'm putting you in the <Mean Machines> list in this post.

[Nice People]

None yet.

[Mean Machines]

Admiral
Armour
JamieK
2,295,660 other people on NG.

Prove me wrong.

Well deserved I say.
Banned for not giving a shit, literally.
By Poozy for a week.

It's okay with me, I did my part on the forums.

Time to rock the forums.

If any of you bastards want to leave me any comments, do it here, you can say anything you want.
Anything.

P.S.: 245 posts today.

While I'm away, everyone who comes here is OBLIGED to leave a comment, punishment will be executed if you don't.

I'm gonna sleep.
Tomorrow band practice, niiiiiceeeee.

Also gonna look if I can plan my animation that I want to make in flash, which is gonna be a HELL of a lot of work. A LOT of work. Since I can't do jack shit in Flash yet, I'll need to learn the next things:

1: How to make a simple menu:
2: How to make scrolling backgrounds
3: How to implement sounds (Background music, things people say, ambience)
4: That's about it.

You: Lol hi
You: Happy
Stranger: Hi :D
Stranger: sure, why not?
You: Wow
You: I'm a queer
You: suddenyl
You: :IO
You: HI :D
You: To you too
You: Nice bf :D
You: Lol
Stranger: too right :d
You: THIS IS MADNESS
Stranger: :d
Stranger: i cant type
Stranger: a.xn,samx,msanx,sABNHLJhiuyw
You: Lawlcake
You: I think
You: Weed
You: He has lots of it
Stranger: :D
Stranger: where you from?
You: Netherlands
You: Do I spot glasses?
Stranger: Oh really
You: Yes you have glasses
You: Awesome shizzle!
Stranger: I AM PRACTICALL
Stranger: Y
Stranger: blind without mjy glasses
You: I AM USEFUL
You: Ah
Stranger: YEAH YOU ARE
Stranger: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
You: FOR LIFE
Stranger: woo hoo
Stranger: !!!
You: So this is your Halloween evening
Stranger: My glasses broke today
You: Playing XboX
You: AWww
You: poor you
You: :3
You: So you got new ones
You: :D
Stranger: PS3?
You: Or PS3
You: also good
Stranger: Nah, the screw fell out
You: Ah
You: So screw the glasses
Stranger: so I got it screwed back in
You: Excellent
Stranger: YEAH:D
You: What's he playing
You: Modern Warfare?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sims 3
You: LOL
You: No
Stranger: BUT YEAH
You: BUTT NO
Stranger: MW2 :D
Stranger: Lol for real
You: YARR
Stranger: He is play Sims 3
You: Modern Warfare is Stupid :D
Stranger: playing
Stranger: oh well :(
Stranger: I like M!W2
Stranger: MW2
You: It's k
You: But
Stranger: that's gotta count for something..... RIGHT
You: Sex is better
You: no?
You: YARR
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sex > everything
Stranger: unless you get raped
You: Well
You: Unless
Stranger: then rape <a nything
You: you're a boy
You: raped by
You: a girl
You: :D
Stranger: yeah but
You: That oughtta be awesome
Stranger: that just isn't possibl;e?
You: Maybe
Stranger: how is getting raped bya girl possible if you're a guy?
Stranger: it's either
Stranger: you're hard, or not
You: Well
Stranger: you can't fuck a floppy
Stranger: lol
You: VIAGRA
Stranger: UNLESS
You: MHUAHAHA
Stranger: you date rape them with viagra
You: 20 kilo of it
Stranger: OH YEAH
Stranger: :o
Stranger: ARE YOU S[EAKING FROM EXPERINENCE MY FRIEND
Stranger: EXPERIENCE*
Stranger: SPEAKINGu*
Stranger: CAN'T GOD DAMN TYPE
You: Who you?
You: You type very well
You: Fast as hell
Stranger: I can't type
Stranger: not righ tnow
Stranger: can type fazxter!
Stranger: faster*
You: OKAY WELL
Stranger: i'm just a litle drink
You: 33
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: drnk
You: GO
You: Hell
You: o
Stranger: DRUNK
You: DRUNK
You: I drink Vodka
You: But not now
Stranger: I Got gin
Stranger: and cranberry juice
You: COOL
You: MIX
You: lol
Stranger: FO SHO :D
You: Damn yea
Stranger: I can't type that well on a l;aptop either
Stranger: whic this is
Stranger: I'S ALL ABOUT THE DESKTP[ BAYBE
Stranger: BAYBY~*
You: UHUH
You: MY 5000$ customized computer
You: which this one isn't
You: This is also a stupiid laptop
You: ROCK THOSE SIMS
You: MAKE THEM DIE
Stranger: YEAH
You: They gotta dieieieie
Stranger: LOVE SIMS
Stranger: do you like sims?
You: So no Halloween for ya guys?
You: Nah
You: I think it's a girl game
You: :DDDDD
Stranger: it's his birthday on halloween!
You: Coincidence?
You: Or maybeee
You: He came from the dead
Stranger: he probably did
Stranger: lol
You: Did he drink?
You: It seems
Stranger: yeha
You: like he drunk like 505050505 litres
Stranger: he's pretty gone
You: of it
Stranger: lol
You: Yarr he is
You: :D
You: YAY For pronz
Stranger: apparentyly i clawed his penis
You: YAY
You: KILL THAT ONE SNAKED MONSTER
You: ONE EYED SNAKE
You: I MEAN
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: your english is god fr
Stranger: goofd
Stranger: good
You: Yarr it is
Stranger: :D
Stranger: t
You: I really rock
Stranger: you ever been to england/.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
Stranger: HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: ENGLAND ROCKS
You: FUNNY PEOPLE
You: AND FAST CARS
You: Claw his penis once more
You: ATTACK WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: BOYFRIEND USES SEX
You: ATTACK WAS INEFFECTIVE
You: GIRLFRIEND THROWS POKEBALL
You: SUCCES!!
You: You now own ONE-EYEDSNAKE
Stranger: POKMON!
Stranger: POKEMON!1
You: lol
You: So
You: Lol
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm as old as sin
You: Really really old
You: I'm like
You: 55 years
Stranger: nah
You: No I'm 17
Stranger: not that old
You: 18 in January
Stranger: 53 i think
You: HA
Stranger: oh really
You: Yarr
Stranger: you look older
Stranger: I#m 19
You: Cool cool
Stranger: 20 in June
You: Awesome
Stranger: EAH!!
Stranger: #
Stranger: YEAH
You: GONNA GET LOADS OF PRESENTS
Stranger: SWEEET
You: LIKE
You: Kilo's of candy
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
You: ERM
You: I would like
You: a good electric bass
You: or amplifier
Stranger: candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Yarr
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: jhat ese?w
Stranger: what else?
You: Erm
You: Actually
You: Don't need much more
You: I have everything
Stranger: foooooooooooooooooooooooood
You: A girl
You: food
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeer
You: I have all that
Stranger: t
Stranger: fffffffoooooooooodddd
You: Sadly
Stranger: more fpoooooooooood
You: My first girlfriend
You: Died in a car crash
You: sad shit
You: but shit happens
You: That was 2 years ago
Stranger: oh :( i#m really sorry to hear that
You: Yarr well
You: Now I have another girlfriend
You: But that doesn't help much cause
You: I'm gonna go to the Army
Stranger: oh wow
You: I have done my highest level high school
Stranger: temporary gf?
You: Well
You: dunno
Stranger: what ou gonna do in army?
Stranger: you*
You: Protect the fucking country :D
You: I'm gonna get officer
Stranger: haha i know but like frontline or???
Stranger: I see##
You: Because I have a good education
You: Very very good
You: have had
You: blah
You: I'm sleepy
Stranger: thats good :|D
You: I REALLY want to go on the field
You: And show those frickin terrorist
You: s
Stranger: what if u die? tub
You: Then I respawn
You: :D
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: THAT'LL SHOW EM
You: Dey all gonna die
You: All those bastards
Stranger: you can spawn camp!
You: I'm gonna get that asshole Quaeda
You: Or whatever
You: his name is
Stranger: lololol
You: Yarr
You: I'm gonna feed him to the church
You: they know what to do ;)
Stranger: too right
You: You know beastie boys?
Stranger: mind eating bASRARDS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I KNOW THEM
You: I'm listening
You: to Intergalactic
You: right now
Stranger: caps lockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: never heard thatr#
Stranger: brb#
You: OMG
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7UnhSz 1fSQ
You: Wait till the rapping part
You: fricking awesome
You: What music
You: do you listen to
You: Dubstep?
You: SWOSHSWOSHSWOSH
Stranger: noooooooooooooi dont
You: Ok
Stranger: i need a toilet and another drbj
Stranger: drink
You: KAY
Stranger: brb
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Good luck at the toilet
You: Ah hi again
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: toppef u[
Stranger: up
Stranger: topped up
You: ah
You: Had your drink :D
You: YAY
You: DRINK
You: BOTTOMS UP
Stranger: r
You: hmm
Stranger: i'm so drunkkkkkkkk
You: Well
You: What do you do when you're drunk
You: ?
You: :D
You: :D
You: You have ffffuuuuunnnn
Stranger: lol dunnol
Stranger: laugh and piss
You: Or
Stranger: a lot
You: You take over
You: the fucking world
Stranger: what you up to right now?
You: Chatting
You: Until
You: I am tooooo tired
You: and go to slee
You: it's 2:13 here
You: AM
You: I sleep only 2 hours per day though
Stranger: have the clocks gone back?
Stranger: WHOA WHAT???
You: Not yet
You: Oh I don't need more
Stranger: 2 houras/????????
You: Yes
Stranger: how??
You: Well
You: I have a certain
You: Erm
You: Overdevelopement
You: I rest REALLY quickly
You: Recover
Stranger: i need like 8 hours sleep
You: After 2 hours I'm as fit as a fiddle
Stranger: its lie a game
Stranger: and you have a perk
Stranger: like**
You: Ya well
You: It's good for the army
Stranger: Super REST
Stranger: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Yea I get that a lot
You: Oh
You: IT's not only with rest
You: XD
You: It's also with wounds
You: etc
You: Like Wolverine
You: Only a little slower
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: wolverine is coool
You: Yarr
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: !!!
You: People do call me wolverine sometimes
Stranger: hhahaha
You: Also
Stranger: whAT A COMPLU
Stranger: IMENT
You: Ah well
Stranger: gpt gas#
You: PASS IT
Stranger: you got ps3?
You: I'm a computer man
You: I have a computer in my house
You: worth 5000$ lol
You: This is a laptop
Stranger: whereare bow?
Stranger: now
Stranger: i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee';'''''#
You: Well
You: In another house
You: We have 4 homes in the family
You: lol
Stranger: youre rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: #
You: My parents are
Stranger: what do they do?>??#
You: My father works at the Europe Space Something
Stranger: uhu hu
You: Tax Free income
You: of about
You: erm
You: 200.000$ per year
You: tax free so that's nice
You: Mom's a lawyer
Stranger: are you close to your parebts?
Stranger: lucky!!
You: Well
You: Semi
You: Right now
You: I'm alone in the whole house
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i#m at the byfriends right noew~
Stranger: now#
You: I can see taht
You: that ;)
Stranger: :P#
You: What sucks is
You: That my frigging beard doesn't grow
You: My face just
You: bails on me
You: I'm like screw you face
You: face is like
You: Screw you dude
You: I'm like :(
You: Face is like :D LOL
You: I'm sad
Stranger: hahahawwwww
You: Face is happy
Stranger: you need some
Stranger: testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Faceturbation
Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhhh
You: lol
You: Well
You: I dunno
You: I done
Stranger: i#m really sleepyyyy]#
You: Wing stuit flyings
You: Oh
You: Then
Stranger: I'm gonna go
You: I'm fine with that
You: Have
Stranger: KKKKKKKkkkkkkkk
You: A great sleep you ;)
You: And have fun you two
Stranger: you otoo!!!!!!!
You: May everything be very well for both of ya
You: :)
Stranger: hVE a nice life
You: May we meet again in a fortunate next time
Stranger: !!
Stranger: thns
Stranger: yeahhhhh
You: Sure, maybe
Stranger: jhheheh
Stranger: aw
You: BYE
You: :D
Stranger: seeeeee yea!!
Stranger: ya
You: TOODLES
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
You: Disconnect
You: REALLY?
You: NO NOT REALLy
You: BUT I MUST
You: ;'(
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WAVE
Stranger: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Banned for 10 hours for participating in the "Hi, I'm new topic"

I'll be back :)

Also, I had about 214 BBS posts today.
Fuck me.