You: Lol hi
You: Happy
Stranger: Hi :D
Stranger: sure, why not?
You: Wow
You: I'm a queer
You: suddenyl
You: :IO
You: HI :D
You: To you too
You: Nice bf :D
You: Lol
Stranger: too right :d
You: THIS IS MADNESS
Stranger: :d
Stranger: i cant type
Stranger: a.xn,samx,msanx,sABNHLJhiuyw
You: Lawlcake
You: I think
You: Weed
You: He has lots of it
Stranger: :D
Stranger: where you from?
You: Netherlands
You: Do I spot glasses?
Stranger: Oh really
You: Yes you have glasses
You: Awesome shizzle!
Stranger: I AM PRACTICALL
Stranger: Y
Stranger: blind without mjy glasses
You: I AM USEFUL
You: Ah
Stranger: YEAH YOU ARE
Stranger: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
You: FOR LIFE
Stranger: woo hoo
Stranger: !!!
You: So this is your Halloween evening
Stranger: My glasses broke today
You: Playing XboX
You: AWww
You: poor you
You: :3
You: So you got new ones
You: :D
Stranger: PS3?
You: Or PS3
You: also good
Stranger: Nah, the screw fell out
You: Ah
You: So screw the glasses
Stranger: so I got it screwed back in
You: Excellent
Stranger: YEAH:D
You: What's he playing
You: Modern Warfare?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sims 3
You: LOL
You: No
Stranger: BUT YEAH
You: BUTT NO
Stranger: MW2 :D
Stranger: Lol for real
You: YARR
Stranger: He is play Sims 3
You: Modern Warfare is Stupid :D
Stranger: playing
Stranger: oh well :(
Stranger: I like M!W2
Stranger: MW2
You: It's k
You: But
Stranger: that's gotta count for something..... RIGHT
You: Sex is better
You: no?
You: YARR
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sex > everything
Stranger: unless you get raped
You: Well
You: Unless
Stranger: then rape <a nything
You: you're a boy
You: raped by
You: a girl
You: :D
Stranger: yeah but
You: That oughtta be awesome
Stranger: that just isn't possibl;e?
You: Maybe
Stranger: how is getting raped bya girl possible if you're a guy?
Stranger: it's either
Stranger: you're hard, or not
You: Well
Stranger: you can't fuck a floppy
Stranger: lol
You: VIAGRA
Stranger: UNLESS
You: MHUAHAHA
Stranger: you date rape them with viagra
You: 20 kilo of it
Stranger: OH YEAH
Stranger: :o
Stranger: ARE YOU S[EAKING FROM EXPERINENCE MY FRIEND
Stranger: EXPERIENCE*
Stranger: SPEAKINGu*
Stranger: CAN'T GOD DAMN TYPE
You: Who you?
You: You type very well
You: Fast as hell
Stranger: I can't type
Stranger: not righ tnow
Stranger: can type fazxter!
Stranger: faster*
You: OKAY WELL
Stranger: i'm just a litle drink
You: 33
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: drnk
You: GO
You: Hell
You: o
Stranger: DRUNK
You: DRUNK
You: I drink Vodka
You: But not now
Stranger: I Got gin
Stranger: and cranberry juice
You: COOL
You: MIX
You: lol
Stranger: FO SHO :D
You: Damn yea
Stranger: I can't type that well on a l;aptop either
Stranger: whic this is
Stranger: I'S ALL ABOUT THE DESKTP[ BAYBE
Stranger: BAYBY~*
You: UHUH
You: MY 5000$ customized computer
You: which this one isn't
You: This is also a stupiid laptop
You: ROCK THOSE SIMS
You: MAKE THEM DIE
Stranger: YEAH
You: They gotta dieieieie
Stranger: LOVE SIMS
Stranger: do you like sims?
You: So no Halloween for ya guys?
You: Nah
You: I think it's a girl game
You: :DDDDD
Stranger: it's his birthday on halloween!
You: Coincidence?
You: Or maybeee
You: He came from the dead
Stranger: he probably did
Stranger: lol
You: Did he drink?
You: It seems
Stranger: yeha
You: like he drunk like 505050505 litres
Stranger: he's pretty gone
You: of it
Stranger: lol
You: Yarr he is
You: :D
You: YAY For pronz
Stranger: apparentyly i clawed his penis
You: YAY
You: KILL THAT ONE SNAKED MONSTER
You: ONE EYED SNAKE
You: I MEAN
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: your english is god fr
Stranger: goofd
Stranger: good
You: Yarr it is
Stranger: :D
Stranger: t
You: I really rock
Stranger: you ever been to england/.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
Stranger: HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: ENGLAND ROCKS
You: FUNNY PEOPLE
You: AND FAST CARS
You: Claw his penis once more
You: ATTACK WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: BOYFRIEND USES SEX
You: ATTACK WAS INEFFECTIVE
You: GIRLFRIEND THROWS POKEBALL
You: SUCCES!!
You: You now own ONE-EYEDSNAKE
Stranger: POKMON!
Stranger: POKEMON!1
You: lol
You: So
You: Lol
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm as old as sin
You: Really really old
You: I'm like
You: 55 years
Stranger: nah
You: No I'm 17
Stranger: not that old
You: 18 in January
Stranger: 53 i think
You: HA
Stranger: oh really
You: Yarr
Stranger: you look older
Stranger: I#m 19
You: Cool cool
Stranger: 20 in June
You: Awesome
Stranger: EAH!!
Stranger: #
Stranger: YEAH
You: GONNA GET LOADS OF PRESENTS
Stranger: SWEEET
You: LIKE
You: Kilo's of candy
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
You: ERM
You: I would like
You: a good electric bass
You: or amplifier
Stranger: candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Yarr
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: jhat ese?w
Stranger: what else?
You: Erm
You: Actually
You: Don't need much more
You: I have everything
Stranger: foooooooooooooooooooooooood
You: A girl
You: food
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeer
You: I have all that
Stranger: t
Stranger: fffffffoooooooooodddd
You: Sadly
Stranger: more fpoooooooooood
You: My first girlfriend
You: Died in a car crash
You: sad shit
You: but shit happens
You: That was 2 years ago
Stranger: oh :( i#m really sorry to hear that
You: Yarr well
You: Now I have another girlfriend
You: But that doesn't help much cause
You: I'm gonna go to the Army
Stranger: oh wow
You: I have done my highest level high school
Stranger: temporary gf?
You: Well
You: dunno
Stranger: what ou gonna do in army?
Stranger: you*
You: Protect the fucking country :D
You: I'm gonna get officer
Stranger: haha i know but like frontline or???
Stranger: I see##
You: Because I have a good education
You: Very very good
You: have had
You: blah
You: I'm sleepy
Stranger: thats good :|D
You: I REALLY want to go on the field
You: And show those frickin terrorist
You: s
Stranger: what if u die? tub
You: Then I respawn
You: :D
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: THAT'LL SHOW EM
You: Dey all gonna die
You: All those bastards
Stranger: you can spawn camp!
You: I'm gonna get that asshole Quaeda
You: Or whatever
You: his name is
Stranger: lololol
You: Yarr
You: I'm gonna feed him to the church
You: they know what to do ;)
Stranger: too right
You: You know beastie boys?
Stranger: mind eating bASRARDS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I KNOW THEM
You: I'm listening
You: to Intergalactic
You: right now
Stranger: caps lockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: never heard thatr#
Stranger: brb#
You: OMG
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7UnhSz 1fSQ
You: Wait till the rapping part
You: fricking awesome
You: What music
You: do you listen to
You: Dubstep?
You: SWOSHSWOSHSWOSH
Stranger: noooooooooooooi dont
You: Ok
Stranger: i need a toilet and another drbj
Stranger: drink
You: KAY
Stranger: brb
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Good luck at the toilet
You: Ah hi again
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: toppef u[
Stranger: up
Stranger: topped up
You: ah
You: Had your drink :D
You: YAY
You: DRINK
You: BOTTOMS UP
Stranger: r
You: hmm
Stranger: i'm so drunkkkkkkkk
You: Well
You: What do you do when you're drunk
You: ?
You: :D
You: :D
You: You have ffffuuuuunnnn
Stranger: lol dunnol
Stranger: laugh and piss
You: Or
Stranger: a lot
You: You take over
You: the fucking world
Stranger: what you up to right now?
You: Chatting
You: Until
You: I am tooooo tired
You: and go to slee
You: it's 2:13 here
You: AM
You: I sleep only 2 hours per day though
Stranger: have the clocks gone back?
Stranger: WHOA WHAT???
You: Not yet
You: Oh I don't need more
Stranger: 2 houras/????????
You: Yes
Stranger: how??
You: Well
You: I have a certain
You: Erm
You: Overdevelopement
You: I rest REALLY quickly
You: Recover
Stranger: i need like 8 hours sleep
You: After 2 hours I'm as fit as a fiddle
Stranger: its lie a game
Stranger: and you have a perk
Stranger: like**
You: Ya well
You: It's good for the army
Stranger: Super REST
Stranger: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Yea I get that a lot
You: Oh
You: IT's not only with rest
You: XD
You: It's also with wounds
You: etc
You: Like Wolverine
You: Only a little slower
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: wolverine is coool
You: Yarr
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: !!!
You: People do call me wolverine sometimes
Stranger: hhahaha
You: Also
Stranger: whAT A COMPLU
Stranger: IMENT
You: Ah well
Stranger: gpt gas#
You: PASS IT
Stranger: you got ps3?
You: I'm a computer man
You: I have a computer in my house
You: worth 5000$ lol
You: This is a laptop
Stranger: whereare bow?
Stranger: now
Stranger: i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee';'''''#
You: Well
You: In another house
You: We have 4 homes in the family
You: lol
Stranger: youre rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: #
You: My parents are
Stranger: what do they do?>??#
You: My father works at the Europe Space Something
Stranger: uhu hu
You: Tax Free income
You: of about
You: erm
You: 200.000$ per year
You: tax free so that's nice
You: Mom's a lawyer
Stranger: are you close to your parebts?
Stranger: lucky!!
You: Well
You: Semi
You: Right now
You: I'm alone in the whole house
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i#m at the byfriends right noew~
Stranger: now#
You: I can see taht
You: that ;)
Stranger: :P#
You: What sucks is
You: That my frigging beard doesn't grow
You: My face just
You: bails on me
You: I'm like screw you face
You: face is like
You: Screw you dude
You: I'm like :(
You: Face is like :D LOL
You: I'm sad
Stranger: hahahawwwww
You: Face is happy
Stranger: you need some
Stranger: testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Faceturbation
Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhhh
You: lol
You: Well
You: I dunno
You: I done
Stranger: i#m really sleepyyyy]#
You: Wing stuit flyings
You: Oh
You: Then
Stranger: I'm gonna go
You: I'm fine with that
You: Have
Stranger: KKKKKKKkkkkkkkk
You: A great sleep you ;)
You: And have fun you two
Stranger: you otoo!!!!!!!
You: May everything be very well for both of ya
You: :)
Stranger: hVE a nice life
You: May we meet again in a fortunate next time
Stranger: !!
Stranger: thns
Stranger: yeahhhhh
You: Sure, maybe
Stranger: jhheheh
Stranger: aw
You: BYE
You: :D
Stranger: seeeeee yea!!
Stranger: ya
You: TOODLES
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
You: Disconnect
You: REALLY?
You: NO NOT REALLy
You: BUT I MUST
You: ;'(
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WAVE
Stranger: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE