It's not me being a post whore, it's the BBS being DEAD.
Please wake up BBS, don't give up on me now!

WAKE UP! I have so much more to tell you :(
We have so much more to do, remember that one time when we first met, when we looked into each other's eyes? You though I was just some new guy, but I was going to stay with you? Remember? :'(

Remember when,... Remember when we first kissed? Remember that? Remember when I proposed to you but you suggested we kept it friendly? Remember that great orgy that we had? Do you?

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!! *sob*

I was at school and I was like: "Let's draw shit in my notebook"

So there I sat, NOT paying attention to the supereasy class, I think it was economics maths, and decided to draw a fucking bass.
There went my hand into a freerun, drawing shapes that came straight from my mind.

So there appeared a penis, I decided that wasn't original or bassworthy, since everyone beats the bass anyway.

So then I went for another try, and then the muse Les Claypool hit me in the back of my head and said "Stop fucking around or I'll put my bass far up your inventory."
And I was like "No man, please don't I'll be good"
And brought forth a bass of unknown beauty, in fact it's so beautiful I'm not worthy to see it anymore and neither are you.

This news post was to let you know that I added another item to my possible jobs list:

Musician.
Actor.
Movie Director.
Game Developer.
Bass Designer.
Producer.
Writer.
Prince of Bel-Air.

Ah well, there's a first time for everything.
It's time to grow up people. :)

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I actually still think you all FUCKING suck.
And you wanna know why the fuck you suck?
Because you're all fucking ignorant bitches.

Motherfuckers, I demand you all stop being fuckers and ALL become motherfucking cool. God Fucking made us hoping we all would be awesome n***a's, instead, we fucked up instead of funking up.

I DEMAND YOU ALL BECOME AWESOME.
NOW.
STOP BEING MOTHERFUCKERS.

FUCK YOU FUCKERS.

I'm gonna add people here who I think are awesome:

(none yet, list started today)

Made purely for the reason that I have a new profile pic.
And to list my list of bands/artists I listen to.

Primus
Infectious Grooves
(Some of) Suicidal Tendencies
Mr. Bungle
OLDER Red Hot Chili Peppers (The funk/punk times)
White Wizzard
Les Claypool side projects.

That's about it, so if you have anything that sounds like these, please inform me.
Or some really, really powerful metal, with AWESOME sound that goes: *FUCK YOU* in your ears. But without the gay scream or ultrawarbly singing.

NOTE THIS:

IF YOU FUCKING LIKE METAL, AND IF YOU LIKE MUSIC THAT FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR BRAIN, THEN I LIKE YOU.

HOWEVER, IF YOU LIKE ANYTHING LIKE THE BEATLES, GAGA OR BIEBERSHIT, OR ANYTHING FROM POP, BE READY TO BE BEHEADED BY ME BECAUSE IM FUCKING MAD AT THAT SHIT

SHIT'S FUCKED UP THESE DAYS, MUSIC IS FUCKIN' SHIT.

AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE.

ALL YOU PEOPLE

JESUS!

FUCK YOU!